lessons from insecticides

1. they smell good
2. they feel soft on your skin
3. because of fact 1 and 2 you might not worry when it is splashing all over your face and arms
4. a few hours later, when your skin is on fire, you will begin to worry
5. after a freezing shower and washing your body in milk and your skin is still 'on fire', you will begin to panic
6.when poison control asks you your age, don't tell them 36...they will laugh at you, out loud.
7. a pool freshly 'shocked' with chlorine does not help the situation...have someone else clean the skimmers...
8. not wearing protective clothing to cover your 'on fire' skin, while sitting in the sun for 5 hours of baseball is not smart.
9. mothers day is more enjoyable if you aren't recovering from self poisoning...
10. seeing all the dead bugs everywhere tells me that insecticides work well, for a reason....