"Tooth Fairy, Bring me my money for the four teeth below P.S. I want to keep the teeth" -Alex
Here is the response from the tooth fairy:
Alex,
At the yearly Conference of "Allegorical Childhood Characters" we were informed of a budget crisis. We have all been forced to streamline our visits "just like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny...". If you have a problem with not getting your money, blame them! I will visit you with money when all your teeth fall out. -The Tooth Fairy (aka 'The Teeth Fairy')
Mom's footnote- when we had years of economic growth the tooth fairy was always on vacation, and a lot nicer. She was always late, but would write a nice appology letter...whats up with her rotten attitude?
4 comments:
Nice, If he learns to speak Spanish he can have El ratoncito Perez come for the tooth. We have the book,
That's hilarious...
LOVE it! That is too, too funny! Sometimes it is SO fun to be a parent!
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