Evolution

I know some people believe in the theory of evolution...I believe in human evolution on some levels, obviously after watching the Olympics, we can see that athletes are evolving and getting better and better, people are getting taller, Dale's Grandfather, at 6'4'' was one of the tallest men at BYU in the 1930's, what would those classmates of his think at seeing his grandchildren all lined up in a row?!? I believe we evolve intellectually and spiritually as well...now, I could continue on with my observations about how we as humans have evolved in different ways (no, I do not believe we were ever monkeys!) , but I am going to give you scientific evidence that proves we are not the only mammal that has evolved, oh no we are not!

You see, I went to the grocery store to purchase "mouse traps" ...yes, the mouse traps that your parents used, the good ole fashion wood ones that you snap your own finger on everytime you set it up...I bought an arsenal of these for my on going war with the mice ...starting in January, I began setting one here or there with peanut butter as the bait (mice LOVE peanut butter)this is how I successfully ridded my home of mice 12 years ago, so it should work again, right?? ...every morning I would check, and every morning the peanut butter would be gone, but the trap not set...huh?? well, must be a fluke, so I decide to set 2 traps up in each spot...one as the bait trap and one to actually trap the mouse...10 traps + 5 days = 1 mouse...(with the rest of the mice getting fat from all the peanut butter they are managing to lick off the traps without setting them off!) Ok, so clearly mice have learned over the years how to teach their offspring about these handy types of traps...so I go back to the store, purchase glue traps for mice...got ten of these suckers...can't have to many, right?? wrong...I would find evidence that the mice had been there, but no trapped mice! I go back again, get the glue traps for bigger mice and put out 5 traps...it is clear by the evidence that the mice have been on the traps once again, but they are treating my traps like their own personal fast food resturant! I am creating glutonous mice that are going to expect food to be brought to them if I don't figure this out!! I am either the least evolved human on the planet, or these mice have gotten smarter! so my conclusion: the mice are smarter than ever, how will I handle these smarter mice.....

I am buying rat traps and chalking this whole thing up to evolution...scientific proof that mice have evolved therefore we have to!