Blame Santa

here is what I was handed this morning:




"Tooth Fairy, Bring me my money for the four teeth below P.S. I want to keep the teeth" -Alex

Here is the response from the tooth fairy:

Alex,

At the yearly Conference of "Allegorical Childhood Characters" we were informed of a budget crisis. We have all been forced to streamline our visits "just like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny...". If you have a problem with not getting your money, blame them! I will visit you with money when all your teeth fall out. -The Tooth Fairy (aka 'The Teeth Fairy')


Mom's footnote- when we had years of economic growth the tooth fairy was always on vacation, and a lot nicer. She was always late, but would write a nice appology letter...whats up with her rotten attitude?